Well i really feel stupid now. I was asked by my parents to drive some poles in the ground for $20, i agreed. So i was working on my third pole and I am just a lil tired of the damn pole driver putting blisters on my hands so i pull it up one good time and then apparently my inner dumbass came out and i missed the pole with the pole driver and i slung my hands down hard as i could and went over the pole and hit the pole with my face . It hurts like a <excuse me> MOTHER ****ER now. Well i got someone to take a pic of it while i was fixin to get it cleaned up a lil b4 i went to get stitches in it. Well i go there to the emergency room and the lady called the nurse or w/e up to the front to look at my eye and she said "yea, thats gonna need some stitches". So i have to sit in the waiting room for about 3.5 hrs, my face bleeding non stop. There was a few people that came in with what they called "life or death situations" so i had to wait longer then it should have taken. When i finally got back there the doctor said that he was just going to glue it shut. I was like i hope you have A LOT of glue <gash bout 1.5 apart>. He told me to shut my eye and hold it as tight as i could get it and he rubbed so much glue on it he used a whole tube. I was like why don't you just put stitches in it, and he said that the glue would do the same thing. But the worst part of the hospiptal trip was yesterday i was playing around while i was shaving and i just took all my hair off in the middle of my chin and left "devil horns" I had ever intention in the world to go back and shave the rest, BUT my mom put me to work and i forgot about doing it so i got up this morning and went straight to driving poles then i had this lil incident and i had to go in the emergency room with that dumb shit on my chin...<i didn't relisze it till i got in the ER> AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT there was every "hot" girl in the city in that dang ER so i looked so stupid <yes in both ways besides the fact i has bleeding in 2 places on my face and i had some ugly ass shaving shit on my chin.
SO i guess i am proud of my battle scars against my own stupidity..So im posting the pic.
LOL dang that picture stays funny.. When i first saw it i was wondering if your dad ever did take u out in the yard and whoop your a**...
Well lets see.. you lost a fight with a tree..now a pole...WHATS NEXT!!!
NorthQuad wrote:Which hurt more, under the eye or over?
I hated being punched under the eye, I'd rather take one to the eyebrow.
neither hurt me....Now that i look at it i would have for certain thought i would have cried, BUT i didn't...i said some "inappropriate words" but i never cried.....but the top hurts now.....BTW i asked the doctor a long time a go y i feel things but it never hurts me enough to think 2 times about it ...he response was "You have a high tollorece of pain" and i told him "thank god for that imma need it"
i never even knew i was bleeding until my mom comes running over there WTF did you do to your face? LOL, I was gonna keep driving poles
Anyway... I guess you can definately chalk this one up as one of those learning experience times:
1) Don't fight with poles... They win.
2) Make sure you shave your whole face before you go to work.
3) Hot chicks hang out at hospitals :happy055:
Anyway... I guess you can definately chalk this one up as one of those learning experience times:
1) Don't fight with poles... They win.
2) Make sure you shave your whole face before you go to work.
3) Hot chicks hang out at hospitals :happy055:
In reference to the above suggestions:
#1... +1 That might make you seem gay.
#2... Shaving is optional... but never leave it looking like that... lol
#3 The only hot chicks hanging out in hospitals are the ones waiting for their 90 yr old husbands to kick so they can grab the cash and run....
. It hurts like a <excuse me> MOTHER ****ER now. Well i got someone to take a pic of it while i was fixin to get it cleaned up a lil b4 i went to get stitches in it. Well i go there to the emergency room and the lady called the nurse or w/e up to the front to look at my eye and she said "yea, thats gonna need some stitches". So i have to sit in the waiting room for about 3.5 hrs, my face bleeding non stop. There was a few people that came in with what they called "life or death situations" so i had to wait longer then it should have taken. When i finally got back there the doctor said that he was just going to glue it shut. I was like i hope you have A LOT of glue <gash bout 1.5 apart>. He told me to shut my eye and hold it as tight as i could get it and he rubbed so much glue on it he used a whole tube. I was like why don't you just put stitches in it, and he said that the glue would do the same thing. But the worst part of the hospiptal trip was yesterday i was playing around while i was shaving and i just took all my hair off in the middle of my chin and left "devil horns" I had ever intention in the world to go back and shave the rest, BUT my mom put me to work and i forgot about doing it so i got up this morning and went straight to driving poles then i had this lil incident and i had to go in the emergency room with that dumb shit on my chin...<i didn't relisze it till i got in the ER> AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT there was every "hot" girl in the city in that dang ER so i looked so stupid <yes in both ways besides the fact i has bleeding in 2 places on my face and i had some ugly ass shaving shit on my chin.
... j/p 
