smoker = sexiest man alive.

Vindicate · Post by **Vindicate** » Tue May 09, 2006 3:27 pm

Topic says it all. The "I'm shitting a brick" face and macho man stance... pure gold!

High Society · Post by **High Society** » Tue May 09, 2006 5:30 pm

we've had this discussion before, and it got outta hand with Terry showing the WHOLE picture, and it for sure wasn't for the faint of heart....

Vindicate · Post by **Vindicate** » Tue May 09, 2006 6:16 pm

I dont get out much my deepest apologies.

smoker · Post by **smoker** » Tue May 09, 2006 9:51 pm

geez............member of the week and sexiest man alive too?

actually that is an old joke going back about 7 years or so when i worked at home depot i used to put sma where your name is supposed to go on the apron and tell the customers it stood for sexiest man alive......it actually stuck and proved that you can be an ugly sob like me as long as chics find you funny their pants still fall off.lol

ok sometimes they have to be greased up with tequila first but you get the idea

Bwcad1 · Post by **Bwcad1** » Wed May 10, 2006 4:04 am

lol dude terry your married now you cant grease anyones but your wifes pants anymore!

smoker · Post by **smoker** » Wed May 10, 2006 5:04 am

yea your right..that was more reflection on the past than anything. those days are long gone but so are the days of dealing with crazy 40 year old women whose biological clocks are ticking and then the flip side of that is 19 year old girls who either arent old enough or are too inexperienced to do certain things.....given the choice always go for the 40 year old woman.....shes already done everything the 19 year old girl thinks is nasty.....

Bwcad1 · Post by **Bwcad1** » Wed May 10, 2006 5:08 am

is there a happy medium to these age requirements?

Robert Wollenberg · Post by **Robert Wollenberg** » Wed May 10, 2006 5:18 am

I'm leaning toward the 25 year old I have at home. That's right. This old man gots a hottie 25 year old. Ya'll better recognize! ;-)

Bwcad1 · Post by **Bwcad1** » Wed May 10, 2006 5:20 am

lol i got a hot 17 year old!

Robert Wollenberg · Post by **Robert Wollenberg** » Wed May 10, 2006 5:23 am

yeah, ok ... how old are you Bill? I'm 33. About to turn 34. If I had a hottie 17 year old, I'd be going to jail. lol