Christmas Carols for the Mentally Ill

[OnYrMrk]

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three
Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for
Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing
About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House
and Lawn and streets and Stores and Office and Town
and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to
Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts
of Roasting on an open fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out,
I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You
Why!

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night,
Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a
chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells

[Darthness]

rolf, half of the people in m family could sing atleast 2 of those songs.

[ZeroAccess]

I think I fit a few ...

I was singing them to my fiance

Bi-Polar : ? We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christ and I hope you fucking die.

[Darthness]

lmao.