Beware, politics joke...meant in fun

OnYrMrk · Post by **OnYrMrk** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:49 pm

This is the Democratic National Convention schedule:

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender-- French President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay . Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore

9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation of Mrs Clinton

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

two4fifteen · Post by **two4fifteen** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:55 pm

im sorry. but i only have my life experience to go by. and if george bush represents republicans, republicans suck. and if bill clinton represents democrats, go democrats.

OnYrMrk · Post by **OnYrMrk** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:03 pm

What president was ever viewed as good that sent our troops to war. Aside from the War in Iraq, what other negative thing can you say about Bush?

This was supposed to be in jest. But when a country backs a sodomizing, cheating, lying president who lied to the american public, the grand jury, and his own wife just to try and save his own ass....only to be called courageous by the very same public, jury, and wife for coming clean...well I guess from my own experience, screw the Dems too.

But I respect your answer. You have your own convictions about the current situation. But you can't judge the Republicans for the fault of one person, just like I can't judge the Democrats for the fault of one person. We only have our opinions.

two4fifteen · Post by **two4fifteen** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:16 pm

exactly. just an opinion.

and let me clarify that the war in iraq has nothing to do with my view of bush. i hate bush because he comes off as a complete moron. i can't even listen to him speak anymore, it just angers me. he barely even passed through school. and im not talking about his speeches that are written for him, im talking about him answering questions and making his own comments.

and the bj thing has nothing to do with my positive outlook of clinton. i was impressed with our economy with him and the fact that he brought our debt increase to zero.

sorry for diving into politics instead of just enjoying a joke

JeremyC · Post by **JeremyC** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:18 pm

EDIT, this was posted before Rob made his reply. So I am off my soap box.

two4fifteen wrote:im sorry. but i only have my life experience to go by. and if george bush represents republicans, republicans suck. and if bill clinton represents democrats, go democrats.

Yeah I totally agree democrats rule, those tomahawks Clinton fired off the four other times we got attacked worked wonders.

Either way, my friend brought out a good point today. If north korea test another nuke, China needs to go in and take them over.

If they do, china will be seen as heros (cause north korea had nukes, and chemical weapons), so they did the right thing.

We could do it,

BUT

We will be occuping another land just like we are doing in Iraq. Were not there for the 300 tanks of nerve agent that were found a month ago.

But then again, how many of you heard about that?

I will be honest, I watch the news everyday, and I didn't know till my neighbor got back from Balad.

Hay Rob, I didn't mean to jump all over what you said. Its just that so many people only see one side of things, and most of them don't want to know the whole story.

Why else would the media only cover the bad side of things, and not all the good stuff thats happening, especially whats going on outside of the sunni triangle.

two4fifteen · Post by **two4fifteen** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:24 pm

oh, and i don't even support one party. i think parties have no use anymore. they did at one time, but not anymore.

so it's not like i hate all republicans because i don't like bush. i just don't like bush. and i don't love all democrats, i just liked clinton.

i may find myself supporting the green party if they provide an awesome candidate.

solacedagony · Post by **solacedagony** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:25 pm

Haha, I would have laughed at the last one no matter whose names were there.

JeremyC · Post by **JeremyC** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:30 pm

two4fifteen wrote:oh, and i don't even support one party. i think parties have no use anymore..

I agree 100%

And, I don't like everything Bush has done. He has made some mistakes, and he has gotten some things right. Honestly every president has, yet some we like, some we don't.

OnYrMrk · Post by **OnYrMrk** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:35 pm

I only vote for the best candidate. I am republican, but I have voted Dem before. Mainly cause the other candidate couldnt let go of a pencil...and if Hillary gets the nod for Dem's Pres Candidate, I might have to move to Germany.

Darthness · Post by **Darthness** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:41 pm

heh.. i really want to try and be a non-statistical young person (meaing that i don't vote and think my vote doesn't count). But its so hard.. i agree with some views of the republicans, and some of the democrats, and its really hard to look past all the politicans in office that are shiesty.