Telemarketers!

MobileAudio219 · Post by **MobileAudio219** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:17 pm

So we get about 15 calls a day from these a-holes and I'm getting sick of it...

Well *VINCE* just called and offered me a great deal on siding and windows for my home... Instead of telling Vince that I rent an appartment I acted interested, not overly interested though, more so like he was talking me into it... After wasting about 10 mins of Vinces time I told him to hang on that there was somebody at the door, and for him NOT to hang up because I was really interested in this offer... About 3-4 mins trusty Vince was still on the line, I told him that a few officers were questioning me about my missing ex wife, but for him to not worry because they will never find her... hahaha all I heard after that was CLICK.... :happy055:

joeyc · Post by **joeyc** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:24 pm

lmao!! good one!!

MobileAudio219 · Post by **MobileAudio219** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:54 pm

And theres another one.... Heres a though, before you call and try to sell me something, LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!

I just agreed with her a for a few mins, after that I just started blurting out the lyrics to *god bless the usa*, she hung up rather fast... :happy055:

This is rather fun... I love getting calls after 6:45pm... :happy055:

Darthness · Post by **Darthness** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:27 pm

my dad does shit like that. we cancled our house phone, don't need it.

anyway, when they'd call, he'd act like he's interested, and then put them on hold.;

i think ijust recently got offered a job with a telemarketer.

MobileAudio219 · Post by **MobileAudio219** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:28 pm

I'm so sick of it... For now I keep them on the phone as long as possible... :happy055:

Post by **GlassWolf** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:02 am

I had a magazine subscription person call once, trying to sell me a bunch of subscriptions.
I screamed into the phone I'm BLIND! I just tripped over the coffee table trying to get to the phone! What the hell am I going to do with a bunch of magazines? If I had birds, I'd subscribe to a newspaper!"
she hung up after apologizing.

William from NOLA · Post by **William from NOLA** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:56 am

I need to print these out and put them next to all of my house phones.

solacedagony · Post by **solacedagony** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:27 am

I love the one where you tell them that you're busy at the moment, but to give you their cell phone number so you can call THEM back when you're ready. haha.

brent · Post by **brent** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:03 pm

My favorite is when they ask for me or my wife I tell them I died, or she died. Dead silence is what you get.

brisgreat1 · Post by **brisgreat1** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:40 pm

lol i havent messed with telemarketers in so long, i just hang up, but this could be fun imma try some of these