"work safe" I don't think Michael Jackson meant this

OnYrMrk · Post by **OnYrMrk** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:42 am

"Beat it" has new meaning on this website.

No pictures, just a good laugh imo. Maybe that is why I can't see, my memory is gone and I have lost some IQ points.

beat it

I would tend to think this is work safe since it is just a website with text only.

High Society · Post by **High Society** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:34 am

Is that or real? or a Joke? There urine test is kinda funny.

OnYrMrk · Post by **OnYrMrk** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:42 am

I think they are serious, which is why I was cracking up about it.

High Society · Post by **High Society** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:58 am

You could go to jail for having sex.....

OnYrMrk · Post by **OnYrMrk** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:02 am

Hell in Oklahoma you can go to jail for kissing open mouthed...they call it a form of sodomy. But you have to use tongue.

I just found it funny that they say it leads to more serious sin's, like there is a sin that is more serious than another. The bible states that no sin is worse than another, that all sin is equally bad in the eyes of God.

I just had to laugh at that.

Darthness · Post by **Darthness** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:06 am

thats funny. what i espeically like was the part where it said that some state banned masturbation. How on EARTH could they enforce that? Same thing with all sex laws (ones that happen between 2 consenting humans, ie, bans on sodomy and stuff.) This one is good too:

Myth: But everyone's doing it!
Reality: Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't Masturbate.

so 95% of us do. which means, everyone's doing it.

joeyc · Post by **joeyc** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:59 am

Imagine the police doing "masterbation" raids on houses that are notoriously involved in "masterbation" rings! lol

High Society · Post by **High Society** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:33 am

HAHA....don't bust in on my circle jerk please, cuz you might get a shot in the face.........ewww

OnYrMrk · Post by **OnYrMrk** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:00 am

This is what I think about that

This is :barf:

joeyc · Post by **joeyc** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:07 pm

High Society wrote:HAHA....don't bust in on my circle jerk please, cuz you might get a shot in the face.........ewww

Thats wrong.....just...wrong