Found this on ECA. Some of you will enjoy it. A lot of it is sexist and so forth, so there's my and this guy's disclaimer all at once :)
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I like the lady jokes.. :happy055:
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http://www.blazinlow.com/forum/showthre ... ight=jokes
Theres some more, some funny, some not...
Theres some more, some funny, some not...
The same applys here....Found this on ECA. Some of you will enjoy it. A lot of it is sexist and so forth, so there's my and this guy's disclaimer all at once
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a teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "human
beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
a little girl raises her hand. "i had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.
the teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"well", she began, "i was in the back yard with my kitty and the
rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
"that must've been scary", said the teacher.
"it sure was", said the little girl. "my kitty went 'fffff, fffff,
fffff'... and before he could say "fuck", the rottweiler ate him!"
beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
a little girl raises her hand. "i had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.
the teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"well", she began, "i was in the back yard with my kitty and the
rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
"that must've been scary", said the teacher.
"it sure was", said the little girl. "my kitty went 'fffff, fffff,
fffff'... and before he could say "fuck", the rottweiler ate him!"
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Bill, you should check out that blazin low link, its a good blazer forum!!!! :happy055:Bwcad1 wrote:lol thats hilarious!
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An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had
a large pond in the back, fixed up nice-picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and
some orange and grapefruit trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for
swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to
the pond to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a
five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit As he neared the pond, he heard
voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch
of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his
presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here
to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Some old men can still think fast.
a large pond in the back, fixed up nice-picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and
some orange and grapefruit trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for
swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to
the pond to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a
five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit As he neared the pond, he heard
voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch
of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his
presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here
to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Some old men can still think fast.