icyhot and why not to put it on your balls

Darthness · Post by **Darthness** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:26 am

CaptainPioneer wrote:dude i dunno if that is the right thing to do... Girls can get Yeast infections us guys we cant... i couldnt ney wouldnt ever do that to a girl... well maybe her nips lol

but all that heat down there could damage stuff, they say guy's should have laptops on their laps because of the heat, and icy hot burns a lot more than that... and if it would have gotton on his dick well... that'd of been extremely painful.

MobileAudio219 · Post by **MobileAudio219** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:27 am

solacedagony wrote:You should always have a replacement lined up, regardless! lol

Heck yes! :happy055:

MobileAudio219 · Post by **MobileAudio219** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:27 am

solacedagony wrote:You should always have a replacement lined up, regardless! lol

Heck yes! :happy055:

veggie-man · Post by **veggie-man** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:35 am

Well she didnt know that icy hot was like bengay and just smears it all over my legs and kept going up… it took a few seconds to realize what she was doing. Uggg. God it hurt.

Don’t worry about her chest I got that covered.. Literally. I took the bottle and basically emptied it all over here and proceeded to spread it. Not sure if the retaliation was worth it yet.

CaptainPioneer · Post by **CaptainPioneer** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:46 am

haha yea im sure it was in a MANLY way but when she gets pissy the next time u want some action I would think that you will know why she wont want too lol

MobileAudio219 · Post by **MobileAudio219** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:06 am

veggie-man wrote:Well she didnt know that icy hot was like bengay and just smears it all over my legs and kept going up… it took a few seconds to realize what she was doing. Uggg. God it hurt.
Don’t worry about her chest I got that covered.. Literally. I took the bottle and basically emptied it all over here and proceeded to spread it. Not sure if the retaliation was worth it yet.

YOU: Ok officer, this is how it happened... She slapped me in the face so I clocked her in the mouth...

OFFICER: You realize what you just did, right?

YOU: Yeah, it's ok officer, the guys over at cac thought me a long time ago to have replacements.... Yeah, thats right, I'll just be getting it from somewhere else tonight...

OFFICER: Ah, you can say that again... Sir, put your hands behind your back and assume the position.... :happy055:

Bwcad1 · Post by **Bwcad1** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:07 am

she has to hit you twice before its legal to hit back lol

MobileAudio219 · Post by **MobileAudio219** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:10 am

Bwcad1 wrote:she has to hit you twice before its legal to hit back lol

That sounds like one of the redneck laws we'd have around here... :happy055:

CaptainPioneer · Post by **CaptainPioneer** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:19 am

hahaha oh man, "Rule of thumb!?" "Cant do much with that, perhaps it should have been the rule of wrist!"

MobileAudio219 · Post by **MobileAudio219** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:23 am

CaptainPioneer wrote:hahaha oh man, "Rule of thumb!?" "Cant do much with that, perhaps it should have been the rule of wrist!"

owwwieee...