Stupid things you heard today

[Justin from Detroit1]

Sorry, Bill. Only I can give e-Penis+ ratings.

[Bwcad1]

lol so what does my epenis rating come to now?

[Justin from Detroit1]

I dunno, like -13 or something. Lets quit fagging up this thread and get back on topic.

[GlassWolf]

that high output alternator one is pretty common actually. people think it means more voltage, not knowing voltage from current, or really anything about electricity.

here's a conversation I had over the last few days with someone on another board:

Dangerman 03/28/06(Tue)14:59 No.70908
fwd is limited to 250bhp useful power, rwd you're looking more towards 500bhp, thats for general drive-ability

GlassWolf 03/28/06(Tue)17:25 No.70937
>>70908
mostly truth, but I have 654HP and it's completely docile on the street. I know of RWD cars with over 1200HP that are very streetable, as well. eight-second cars, and driven quite often. Lots of factors that play into that though, and how much of that power you use in daily driving is another matter entirely. That episode of Pinks with the Civic and the Firebird was good though. each with 600HP, and the Civic got spanked bigtime, even with slicks and all 35lbs of boost it had. It couldn't compete with an equally powered RWD car even when both were 'tuned' for the exact same event.

Anonymous 03/28/06(Tue)20:01 No.70966
>>70937
What rwd car will possibly have that much and still remain streetable...
Unless theres a gigantic turbo or blower attached it just isnt going to happen on pump gas.
Compression with iron heads is limited to pretty much 10-10.5, aluminum is arround 11.5 running on 93 octane.
Im calling bs on this post, show a dyno sheet!
Just isnt going to happen on a streetcar with less than a 600cubic inch motor.

(I then posted dyno sheets, charts, and images of the Charger, along with a detailed list of the drivetrain specs.)

[Justin from Detroit1]

oh oh oh how could i forget this? Check out this e-mail I got this morning...

Good day,

It is my pleasure to inform you of my desire to go into business relationship with you.I strongly believe that no one can succeed alone in life,without trusting another person.
My name is Jacob Ameni,23 yrs of age and the only child of late Mr Mathew Ameni, my father was a cocoa and gold merchant,based in Abidjan, the economic capital of Ivory Coast(cote d'ivoire) before he was poisoned to death.I lost my mother on 21st june 1997.

Before the death of my father on april 2005 in a private hospital here in Abidjan,he secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has the sum of US$17,400,000.0 (Seventeen million four hundred thousand usd) left in account in a bank here, which I am the beneficiary and the next of kin.

He also explained to me that it was because of his political ambition that he was
poisoned,that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer the money and use it for investment purpose to better my life.
I am honourably seeking for your assistance in the following ways.

1) To serve as the guardian of this funds in your country since I have no banking and international business exparience.

2) To provide a bank account where this money would be transferred.
3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a residential permit for me.

I will like you to indicate how much percentage will be good for you on conpersation for assisting me.I believe that this transaction would be concluded within few days you indicate interest to assist.
And endeavou r to send me your telephone and fax number for easy communication.
thanks and be blessed,especting your responce asap.

Sincerely yours,
Jacob Ameni.


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IM A MILLIONAIRE, BITCHES!

[GlassWolf]

Oh yeah? Well I got e-mail today offering me the ability to please my woman with a bigger member, and cheap rates on eD medications without a prescription, so THERE!
~Why couldn't I be rich, instead of well-hung?~

[ridr4lif]

A little off topic, but do you have dyno sheets of your charger Glass? I'd like to take a peek at them. Im not doubting you, just like that kind of stuff.

[Team AI]

oh oh oh how could i forget this? Check out this e-mail I got this morning...

Good day,

It is my pleasure to inform you of my desire to go into business relationship with you.I strongly believe that no one can succeed alone in life,without trusting another person.
My name is Jacob Ameni,23 yrs of age and the only child of late Mr Mathew Ameni, my father was a cocoa and gold merchant,based in Abidjan, the economic capital of Ivory Coast(cote d'ivoire) before he was poisoned to death.I lost my mother on 21st june 1997.

Before the death of my father on april 2005 in a private hospital here in Abidjan,he secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has the sum of US$17,400,000.0 (Seventeen million four hundred thousand usd) left in account in a bank here, which I am the beneficiary and the next of kin.

He also explained to me that it was because of his political ambition that he was
poisoned,that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer the money and use it for investment purpose to better my life.
I am honourably seeking for your assistance in the following ways.

1) To serve as the guardian of this funds in your country since I have no banking and international business exparience.

2) To provide a bank account where this money would be transferred.
3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a residential permit for me.

I will like you to indicate how much percentage will be good for you on conpersation for assisting me.I believe that this transaction would be concluded within few days you indicate interest to assist.
And endeavou r to send me your telephone and fax number for easy communication.
thanks and be blessed,especting your responce asap.

Sincerely yours,
Jacob Ameni.


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IM A MILLIONAIRE, BITCHES!

I got the exact same email twice from in the same day from two different email addresses.

[William from NOLA]

Referring to the HP to drivetrain:

You can't really say that it's X amount of HP that FWD or RWD becomes difficult to drive. You have to factor in the tire grip strength, wheel rotating mass, drivetrain mass, flywheel mass, clutch (if manual), and gross vehicle weight.

[Team AI]

and the ability of the putz behind the wheel I would trust a good driver behind the wheel of a 8000hp rail before I would want to drive on the road with a friggin' moron in a 3 cylindar geo that misses.