stupidest things

[veggie-man]

Lol!!! All of these stories are good… I have one or two myself…

When I first got my subs my friend was looking at them…I asked him what he thought about my setup because its all diamond audio… he said it was nice and all but
“you should have either went with audiobahn or an x-plod…. they are the best.”
I said “oh really?”
James said “Yeah bro they hit so much harder than anything else”

The same friend was telling me about someone else’s car in our parking lot and how it was 3000w. Apparently it is still running on the stock alternator and when it hits the lights barely dim at all… its audiobahn…. True power ratings.

Now I was debating with an other friend whether or not to get a ported box or a sealed box, my other friend sure made my decision easier.
“Dude, just get a sealed box, if you want it ported we can just jig saw a hole in it.”
I said “That makes it ported?”
matt “…. Are you serious Steve (my name) what did you think a ported box was in the first place?”


Once I decided on getting a sealed box matt was very excited
“Now you can get the construct your own boxes from Wal-Mart”
I said “Wouldn’t it be better if I made myself a bigger box than a .1 cubic foot box?”
matt said “nahh bro I got you hooked up… we will put some polyphill in there and your mint… the foam tricks the box to make it feel bigger.”
“ that much bigger tho?”
“yep”
“alright what ever you say”…. 1 hour later I made myself a box.

Typical high school kids… aren’t we so intellectual? :)

[William from NOLA]

wow. You need to sit your friends down and explain to them which parts of their bodies are their heads, and which is their ass.


:)

[Darthness]

i've got some good ones...

My friend and i were talking in class one day... he was thinking about buying some guy's system.....

him: it hits so hard his lights dim!
me: no, that just means his electrical system sucks.
i forgot the retarded response, but you get the point.

another great one is the same guy told me he drilled a hole in one of the boxes from walmart to make it "ported"

either cases were good laughs!