Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
There are only four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
Mr. T once shook hands with Chuck Norris, or so it appeared. In actuality, their combined power caused an earthquake, which gave their hands a look of shaking to any onlookers, who were probably too scared to accurately testify anyway.
On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
Mr. T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr. T in the chest. The result was the 80's.
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.
Mr. T once pitied the sun. The result was the Ice Age.
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
Mr. T once rocked the Casbah. Which explains why there is no longer a Casbah.
On all 3428 instances it occured, when Mr. T and Chuck Norris both 'deflower' the same woman, the resulting spermal battles have caused the woman's uterus to explode in a flurry of pity and roundhouse kicks.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is too afraid to shine on him.
The "T" in Mr. T stands for a word that can not be translated into any language. If Mr. T were to speak it, being the only person who knows the word, the universe would implode.
The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.
Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.
You have only seen Mr. T in human form. In Narnia, he is a T-Rex with a lion's tail hanging out of his mouth.
Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.
Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.
It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.
Mr. T was the first to kill two birds with one stone. He kept the stone, and as of now it has killed 6,048.
Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.
Before Mr. T, the alphabet only had 25 letters.
Mr. T doesn't have internal organs. He had them removed to make more room for muscle.
Every time Mr. T pities the fool, a porn-star regains her virginity. Then proceeds to lose it to Mr. T.
Mr. T took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.
