I think i have the axe effect.

[sinister audio]

Lately it has been pretty weird around here and this is how ill give support to my axe effect idea. Well alot of us on this forum work/own/ hang out alot in stereo shops and what is the most common gender that comes it to those shops male of course. well youll get your average chick comming in look for a deck or something nothing unusual. well the first instance that accoured a couple weeks ago and this guy called me said his daughter had a tracker that his nephew started to do an install on but never finished and he wanted me to check it out so i was like sure ill check it out but thinking in my head what the hell kinda mess is gonna come in. well the next day she came in and i was hey not too bad looking but i just kept my business guy like status and went out and checked her ride. everything was hooked up pretty decent i just had to connect the subs no big deal. then i was talking to her about it for a little while and explaining stuff to her like a good responsible salesman then all of a sudden i notice something i noticed something she was looking at me kinda funny well the way she was looking at me is what i call sex me eyes. i know some of you guys know what im talking about its that look that a chick gives you when she wants to jump you. well that kinda nocked me off guard there for a second. then i was thinking na it cant be so i go back to explaining stuff and makeing sure everything was set right and she was still looking at me that way. so i decided to me mr. smooth but yet professinal and did a little smooth guy talk and finished up on her ride and then she left and it wasnt more than a half hour later her dad called up and she insisted that i put a stereo in his truck and thats what ill be doing this week sometime. at this point i didnt think i had the axe effect yet. so a little later on that week this girl comes in and looking for a little system so i figured out one it would be around 900 for a decent system and i told her that and she started getting that look and i was what the hell is going on and i was telling her about other stuff im a dealer for rims lambo doors wings west ect. and she was ahh thats cool. well she came back the next day and she said she was going to the bank this next week to get a loan for the lamo doors body kit rims and paint and that about knocked me off my chair. after that i was like hey maybe i am a smooth guy then i was thinking no no ur not ur just a dork. so i didnt really think anything about it. well then yesterday i was test driving a car my day fixed it was a kia sportage (not a guys kinda car). well i was driving it along through town then i just happen to look over and there was a car full of chicks next to me and they were all looking at me and smiling. i was like ahh thats pretty weird i have been working for like 10 hours that day and i havent shaved in like 4 days and im a dork so why would a car full of hot chicks be staring at me and smiling. well i kept driving and they stayed right next to me i even slowed down like 10 mph to make sure it wasnt just going the same speed. well i roll up to a stop light then and im waiting there and all of a sudden i hear a door slam and one of them came running over to my drivers window and started to talk to me. and i was just aw struck. so i talk to her for a little while and tell her to check out my shop sometime and give her my card like a smooth guy then the light changed i had to runover to a gas station and they went somewhere else. so that has been a pretty weird experience for me and it really sucks ass because i have a girl friend, but if i didnt im pretty sure id me a man whore.

[GlassWolf]

sorry bro that was my fault

I sprayed some "doe in heat urine" on your pants by accident when I was going hunting the other day

[sinister audio]

it works great thanks kiki. urine the #1 pimp spray

[NorthQuad]

Ah yes, the kinda squinted eyed give you chills and turn you to jello stare. It's gotten me in to trouble many times, but worth it every time, Hehe.

[Jonathan]

"so that has been a pretty weird experience for me and it really sucks ass because i have a girl friend, but if i didnt im pretty sure id me a man whore."

That's why. If you become single again you'll go back to being a dork.

I seem to have the Pi by Givenchy effect, chicks LOVE that stuff.

[ridr4lif]

so that has been a pretty weird experience for me and it really sucks ass because i have a girl friend, but if i didnt im pretty sure id me a man whore.

Yea...i kno exactly what you're talkin about too man. I was dating a girl for almost 3 years, 2 of them i was i college. 2nd year of college 3 or 4 girls that i knew started hitting on me and one of them made a move on me. I was like "whoa, i cant be doing this". So, my g/f of 3 years breaks up w/ me, and i never got hit on or any action again.....until........i started dating someone else like 4 months later....WTF!!!!

TEDD

[GlassWolf]

because there's no challenge when you're single.
any woman will tell you that if she's willing to be honest about it.

[sinister audio]

ya it sucks both ways. but id have to say this has been a pretty weird experience for me.

[Ryan from Ohio]

lmao...

Ive had ummmmm like 4 dates in the last week and Ive got a total of like 8-9 phone numbers.

I think the women are in heat or something? Dunno *shrug*

[jonnyb]

women do like a challenge.
we, men, also act differently when we are with someone. we have that 'man, i could bang this chick if i was single, but im not going to' concept. but when you are single its 'holy hell, i need to find a girl to bang/be with' thing. women dont like when you try too much, or pay too much attention to them, when they dont know you that well. i try to mentally think i am with someone when im not, but it usually doesnt work.