There goes the neighborhood.

MobileAudio219 · Post by **MobileAudio219** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:21 am

Over the last couple of months we've had some real winners move in. One of the neighbors in my building don't understand that they don't live in a trailer park anymore. They are loud 24 hours a day, and they stand outside goofing around all hours of the night. It's fine if you want to be loud, but don't move into an apartment you stupid f*cks.

Then there's a duplex across the street, which houses a bunch of retarded teenages. The have a party every weekend, and they like to hang out in the street, and drunk people aren't usually quiet. I guess they have some anger issues, because there's almost always a fist fight... Like yesterday at 2am!

I hear yelling, you could telling there was a fight. I look out the window and a guy has his buddy on the ground pounding his face. I don't mind this so much, I personally hope they kill each other. So I watch them fight for about 5 minutes before the other friends break it up, at this point I think they knew they better leave, so they did.

I guess one of the other neighbors are getting tired of it to, because the cops showed up. I guess they didn't do anything, because they left 5 minutes later.

This was a nice little area. Were at the end of a dead of a dead end street, 99% of the people on my street are respectable, nice, hard working people... and then we have this stupid f*cks.

I think the next time they fight I'm going to go out and hand them a couple of knifes, maybe if they don't kill each other they'll at least put me out of my misery....

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:47 am

Yeah, that is why I love the country so much. I know that's not prolly gonna give you any help to your situation. call the po-lice that is what they are there for. Here where we live if there is a disturbance I usually go out and bust off a few rounds in the air and that usually stops it....but then again its usually dogs that are making the racket.

Good luck.

Tim

MobileAudio219 · Post by **MobileAudio219** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:06 am

You sorta have to expect people to be loud every now and again, holidays, b-days, etc. But it's all the time with these people.

I'm a firm believer in dragging people into fields and shooting them in the back head (old yeller style.) :happy055:

NorthQuad · Post by **NorthQuad** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:20 am

That would be the suck.

My closest neighbour is a brat. A 40 year old brat.

I haven't once turned the volume up on the sub(s) in my ride in this neighbourhood. Nobody has a clue that I even have a loud system. Lots of people drive by with their subs going but I don't do it in residential areas out of respect. Especially for my closest neighbours. I'm super quiet.

But my closet neighbour, which is 8 feet away from my house, has a drum set in his garage (which he doesn't know how to play) and hammers the hell out of those things often. People from 8 houses down can hear it. So you could emagine. He also has a home stereo that he loves to crank and it shakes crap in my house.

He has two vans with sliding doors that he goes back and forth to, opening and slamming them shut. Almost like he has OCD and he has to repeat the action 40 times a day. Sometimes I jump he slams them so hard.

He also built one of those two story wooden playground things right next to the fence, right beside my deck and sliding glass doors. Let me tell you, those kids can scream when they're playing on that thing. They can also see right in my house.

And after all this, when having my fence built, he had the nerve to come over banging on my door and yelling about how his grass was going to die now that my fence was going to be there. Yet, he already had a fence covering the rear portion of his yard. He's such a pleasent person.

If I sell my house, I'm going to sell it cheap to a certain group of people that live around here. Then he'll have new neighbours every month that are just like Mobile's new neighbours.

NorthQuad · Post by **NorthQuad** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:16 pm

Oh yeah, and the douche next door attached not only his garden hose spool to my fence but also little chains to keep his trees from blowing over. Without asking.

Little brat.

MobileAudio219 · Post by **MobileAudio219** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:25 pm

See there! We should just drag them into a field and.....

Ryan from Ohio · Post by **Ryan from Ohio** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:18 pm

We got some new neighbors...

They are parking in my spot or should I say they were.

After I informed them of the parking arrangements we havent had any problems since.

MobileAudio219 · Post by **MobileAudio219** » Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:49 am

Ryan from Ohio wrote:We got some new neighbors...
They are parking in my spot or should I say they were.
After I informed them of the parking arrangements we havent had any problems since.

Thats another thing. Each apartment has (2) parking spots. When we have a lot of company we have them park behind use or on the side of the street. These people will have 5-6 cars over and take up all the parking spots so all the rent paying people have to park in the street.

CaptainPioneer · Post by **CaptainPioneer** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:51 am

NorthQuad wrote:He also built one of those two story wooden playground things right next to the fence, right beside my deck and sliding glass doors. Let me tell you, those kids can scream when they're playing on that thing. They can also see right in my house.

So let me get this strait the kids proceed to scream after they see right into your house? Damn little peeping tom's looking in on you and your wife... the shame... lol

NQ i totally empathise with you on the drum situation... One of my neighbors across the street used to think that he could play drums and had a band... they were terrible of course. Years passed they stopped... Then we got new neighbors up the hill from us. I see the girl, she is hot. I'm like yes! Finally a hottie moves in by me... then I see she has a bf... worse part is he is a drummer and he decides to bring his kit to her house... So now he plays... and of course the idiot that previously had a band apparently still has his drum set... so he started again... I've got surround sound of terrible drummers...

Jon · Post by **Jon** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:00 am

I have a crappy rental house next door to my house. It has been unoccupied for 90% of the time since I bought my house (2003). About 6 months ago a couple and their rugrats moved in. Now this is a pretty crappy older home, so the rent must be cheap. You can imagine the lowlifes that rent this place. Good news is they usually are hauled off to jail within a month or two of moving in. The current residents like to play "Lock Daddy out of the house". He is always banging on the doors and windows, all night long, begging to be let in the house. Of course this is after 18 Busch beers, which the cans are littered around both our yards. And during the day, I have his brats hitting balls into the side of my house. Sometimes it is them playing kickball. Sometimes it is a football. And on occassion it was been a baseball or two. Needless to say I run out every time and ask them to either play away from my house or I will take their balls and shove them somewhere they would not like. When they play kickball, they use a portion of my back yard to expand their field. Home plate is an old shingle. Everytime I see that thing in my yard, I toss it in my trash. They have gone into my trashcans and pulled it back out. Now I have to bring it into the garage until trash day. They must have a pile of old shingles somewhere because they have an endless supply of them. They know exactly where homeplate is now because I have a nice dead patch of grass where they keep the shingle. Evertime I find a ball in my yard, it get's added to the shingle collection and meets the same fate on garbage day. Sooner or later the little phuckers will learn.