Do you read while on the crapper?

MobileAudio219 · Post by **MobileAudio219** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:52 pm

I do.

Actually do most of my reading while taking a crap. I usually stick to magazines (mustang or truck magazines), but currently I'm about half through a book, which I only read on the crapper.

ZeroAccess · Post by **ZeroAccess** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:35 pm

I have the first Halo book near the crapper
I have the PMI ASE Study Guide near the crapper at the moment too

I spend 2 min going the bathroom and around 20-30min reading pretty much
its just relaxing and a quite place

MobileAudio219 · Post by **MobileAudio219** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:02 pm

ZeroAccess wrote:I have the first Halo book near the crapper
I have the PMI ASE Study Guide near the crapper at the moment too

I spend 2 min going the bathroom and around 20-30min reading pretty much
its just relaxing and a quite place

Thats exactly what I do...

Ryan from Ohio · Post by **Ryan from Ohio** » Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:00 pm

Im an In & Out type guy. Except while at work, I will milk it for 5 minutes.

cargodz · Post by **cargodz** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:58 am

My wife refers to the bathroom as my second office

LOL

ZeroAccess · Post by **ZeroAccess** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:40 am

OMG I hate when ya gotta go at a public place, like work/store and you have to go extremely bad. Trying to hold it in as to not make a loud SWOOOSH or whatever will happen.
I was at a Borders Book Store and the gentleman beside me was trying to do that, I had to go extremely bad and was like "I don't know about you but its gonna get a lil messed up in here" and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
my ass exploded like Mt Everest.

The man, let out an "omg" lol...it was pretty bad, he quickly zipped up n got out, didn't even finish going...poor guy

Ryan from Ohio · Post by **Ryan from Ohio** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 7:44 am

lol, screw that. Once you enter the stall its strictly business. I dont make any dumb noises, but do the deed.

ZeroAccess · Post by **ZeroAccess** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:04 am

So your ass never lets out a fart or anything?
I'm talking like the sounds of poo

not like small talk, I never talk in the stall except maybe once or twice with the above being one of those times.
I just thought I hadda give fair warning..like yelling TIMBER!! ya know

MobileAudio219 · Post by **MobileAudio219** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:25 am

ZeroAccess wrote:So your ass never lets out a fart or anything?
I'm talking like the sounds of poo

not like small talk, I never talk in the stall except maybe once or twice with the above being one of those times.
I just thought I hadda give fair warning..like yelling TIMBER!! ya know

Haha!!!!

I have what I like to call a "poop phobia", I refuse to crap in public bathrooms. In rare cases (maybe 2-3 times in the last 10 years), where I absolutely cant hold it, I wipe the toilet down the best I can, the wrap the seat as if it were a mummy.

I wont poop at family or friends houses either if I can avoid it at all, if I do, I look under the sink and stuff for cleaner, and clean it first...

I also will clean the seat of my own toilet before I use it, and I clean it after as well...

I will pee anywhere though....

William from NOLA · Post by **William from NOLA** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 3:08 pm

MobileAudio219 wrote:Haha!!!!
I have what I like to call a "poop phobia", I refuse to crap in public bathrooms. In rare cases (maybe 2-3 times in the last 10 years), where I absolutely cant hold it, I wipe the toilet down the best I can, the wrap the seat as if it were a mummy.
I wont poop at family or friends houses either if I can avoid it at all, if I do, I look under the sink and stuff for cleaner, and clean it first...
I also will clean the seat of my own toilet before I use it, and I clean it after as well...
I will pee anywhere though....

hahaha

"shit-break"