Omg dear god!

MobileAudio219 · Post by **MobileAudio219** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:12 pm

I just farted and it smells of something horrible...

NorthQuad · Post by **NorthQuad** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:24 pm

Evac... evac...

smoker · Post by **smoker** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:55 pm

smells like spermicidal lubricant mixed with old spice

MobileAudio219 · Post by **MobileAudio219** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:42 pm

smoker wrote:smells like spermicidal lubricant mixed with old spice

Nevermind.

CaptainPioneer · Post by **CaptainPioneer** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:06 am

Thats the best part about farting on your motorcycle... you cant smell it and really no one else can either

OnYrMrk · Post by **OnYrMrk** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:09 am

same goes for convertibles. Right Terry?

MobileAudio219 · Post by **MobileAudio219** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:56 am

Haha, reminds me of a story.

I was driving down the highway the other day with my uncle. I had the a/c blastin away, my uncle looks at me and says (back in my day, we drove around with the windows down, we didnt need a/c.)

So I reached over and turned the a/c off, and the heater on HIGH!

After a min, he smirked, doesnt bother me...

At this point it was down right hot in the car, I just looked at him for a minute, SMILED, and then laid down the worse smelling fart ever, which was only amplified by the heat.

He started gagging, his eyes rolled back into his head, and he started to reach for the window switch, I react quickly and hit the power window lock.

He starts scream, I give, I give.

I flashed a quick smile, unlocked the window, and turned the a/c back on...

For the rest of the trip I kept the a/c on high, with the windows up... Not a word was said.