opening a new business

smoker · Post by **smoker** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:35 am

a buddy of mine and myself are in the process of openeing a new business. PORN!!!! thats right people, toys, videos, lubes whatever you want.....we both kind of fought with the morality of doing this in a world overrun with porn and corruption but the way we have put it in our own little feeble minds is that if we opened a gun shop it doesnt make us a murderer. our business motto is to provide these things to happily married monogomous couples. but obviously you cant limit your business to just who you think is a good person. so yea, now selling porn!!!

cargodz · Post by **cargodz** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:58 am

Why does this Not suprise me?! :help:

smoker · Post by **smoker** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:24 am

hey, dont worry im not gonna tell everyone about your order, im very discreet. although i was a bit surprised about some of your fetish's...but hey i dont judge, just be safe and take a deep breath first

neumann · Post by **neumann** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:46 am

sign me up

cargodz · Post by **cargodz** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:28 pm

smoker wrote:hey, dont worry im not gonna tell everyone about your order, im very discreet. although i was a bit surprised about some of your fetish's...but hey i dont judge, just be safe and take a deep breath first

Well ya know Terry at my age you have to keep the excitement in the bedroom alive somehow

LMAO

Darthness · Post by **Darthness** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:10 pm

sweet, now i can get bill that 3.75" butt plug he wanted for his birthday.

Ryan from Ohio · Post by **Ryan from Ohio** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:33 pm

Thats kinda funny.

All I can say is... When the hot girls come in to pick out a double ender, take a pic for the rest of us.

Darthness · Post by **Darthness** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:12 am

smoker wrote:a buddy of mine and myself are in the process of openeing a new business. PORN!!!! thats right people, toys, videos, lubes whatever you want.....we both kind of fought with the morality of doing this in a world overrun with porn and corruption but the way we have put it in our own little feeble minds is that if we opened a gun shop it doesnt make us a murderer. our business motto is to provide these things to happily married monogomous couples. but obviously you cant limit your business to just who you think is a good person. so yea, now selling porn!!!

should open a gun shop right next to it.

nothing hotter than good looking women + guns. They can their sex toys and self defense toys all in one parking lot!

Oh, and you guys should totally be filming porn there. porn on the internet monies ftw.

cargodz · Post by **cargodz** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:23 am

Darthness wrote:sweet, now i can get bill that 3.75" butt plug he wanted for his birthday.

Bill will be so happy :excited:
LMAO

And I think we need to open up a new private forums (plattys Only) just for Terry to post pics

If that doesn't get people to want to support the board nothin will

William from NOLA · Post by **William from NOLA** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:23 pm

lol lol omg terry

you'll be rich... don't forget to grow a mustache