Weirdest thing happend just now

loudwagon15s · Post by **loudwagon15s** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:30 pm

It'll sound like a long shot, but here goes. I was sleepin when i heard knocking at 10:30. Its this chick blown off her mind with somethin other than alcohol because i couldnt smell anything. She asks for a few people, i tell her i have no F@#$ idea who she is or who she's talking about. She leaves. At 11:30, comes back pounding away saying she's freezing, i tell her to go to the gas station, i dont wanna deal with this late at night, (i have 3 tests tomarrow). By this time i have my dad's mace and handcuffs in hand, buck knife in my pocket, (he's a part time officer) So she bangs on my neighbors door, my neighbor calls the cops, and my dad arrives home just before the cops arrive and sort it all out, meanwhile im tryin to regain my nice little coma by typin this all out. This goes down in the books as one F@#$- up night

colemanyoungerinalaska · Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:05 am

dude i woke up to some drunk lady banging on my window once at least i thought she was drunk at first. anyways went outside she said people were trying to kill her and a dog helped her find jesus. i called the cops and while i was waiting for them she tried to come inside my house then i helped her out she pissed herself then tried to hug me telling me i saved her life. she kept rambling on about all sorts of weird shit. then the cops showed up and told me theyd shoot my dog that was in my fenced yard and i better get it inside. so i did then they took the lady somewhere.

next day she showed up again saying i saved her life turns out the house she was at was a meth cooks house. turns out he was freaking out and decided he ws gonna kill her. she said she was gonna send me a care package someday and that shes going straight then left

cargodz · Post by **cargodz** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:38 am

Wow... You guys have some interesting evenings.

Robert Wollenberg · Post by **Robert Wollenberg** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:42 am

I believe that beats anything I've got. lol

Ryan from Ohio · Post by **Ryan from Ohio** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:43 am

Test or no test.

That was opportunity knocking for your bed to be rocking. Unless she was ugly or something...

Bwcad1 · Post by **Bwcad1** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:10 am

Fhita?

scotts1000rr · Post by **scotts1000rr** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:04 pm

im glad i dont live in town! only thing i have to worry about is the neighbors cows getting out and i dont think they will be beating on my door.

loudwagon15s · Post by **loudwagon15s** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:41 pm

weird thing is, my neighborhood is pretty darn secluded from detroit, my school is one of the best around, and there are couple of houses going up for 500,000 2 blocks away. Ish like dis doesn't go down all too often, prolly from the bar a block away.

Test or no test.
That was opportunity knocking for your bed to be rocking. Unless she was ugly or something...

lol yeah, i dont think my g/f would like that too much....but then again, i have excellent role models like bill

cargodz · Post by **cargodz** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:51 pm

loudwagon15s wrote:lol yeah, i dont think my g/f would like that too much....but then again, i have excellent roll models like bill

Include her

LOL

cblaze · Post by **cblaze** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:18 pm

lmfao