by Chris from Washington » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:24 pm
I like HDTV and I love coffee! What more could I ask for? I have a bluray player hidden in my garage for playing, ahem, Whitney Houston discs. It's hidden out in the garage because my wife caught me thoroughly enjoying those Whitney Houston discs and was livid: "Isn't my singing good enough for you?" "Why do you always cheat on me with other singers." "No, watching and enjoying Whitney Houston is not reseach, it is cheating." Blah blah blah. You should have seen her when she found those Whitney Houston magazines under my mattress a few years ago! Ugh!
Anyway, I hid a cheap bluray in the garage so she wouldn't find my collection and I ran cheap coaxial cables through the attic and down to the TV, and now I enjoy watching these... Whitney Houston DVDs with my dog Fifi when my wife is working in the bar.
Anyway, it really sucked because that lousy cable was my only 39' 5" option and it can't handle high res images. What's the point in watching Whitney Houston if you can't appreciate every pixel of the action, right?
WELL NOW I CAN!
This cable has been a godsend! Twice over! I'm on disability so I have no income. One day at work my boss wanted me to work and it really crushed my self-esteem, you know? My therapist in Costa Rica says I will never work again. Anyway, my disability checks aren't really big enough to pay for my entertainment center, 5 kids, my little dog Fifi, and my Whitney Houston addiction so it forced my wife to take extra hours at the bar! Talk about a win-win scenario! Now I can enjoy those pay-per-view Whitney videos in private too!
What's great about it: Gets wife out of house to pay for it
What's not so great: Still have to go to garage to press pause
I like HDTV and I love coffee! What more could I ask for? I have a bluray player hidden in my garage for playing, ahem, Whitney Houston discs. It's hidden out in the garage because my wife caught me thoroughly enjoying those Whitney Houston discs and was livid: "Isn't my singing good enough for you?" "Why do you always cheat on me with other singers." "No, watching and enjoying Whitney Houston is not reseach, it is cheating." Blah blah blah. You should have seen her when she found those Whitney Houston magazines under my mattress a few years ago! Ugh!
Anyway, I hid a cheap bluray in the garage so she wouldn't find my collection and I ran cheap coaxial cables through the attic and down to the TV, and now I enjoy watching these... Whitney Houston DVDs with my dog Fifi when my wife is working in the bar.
Anyway, it really sucked because that lousy cable was my only 39' 5" option and it can't handle high res images. What's the point in watching Whitney Houston if you can't appreciate every pixel of the action, right?
WELL NOW I CAN!
This cable has been a godsend! Twice over! I'm on disability so I have no income. One day at work my boss wanted me to work and it really crushed my self-esteem, you know? My therapist in Costa Rica says I will never work again. Anyway, my disability checks aren't really big enough to pay for my entertainment center, 5 kids, my little dog Fifi, and my Whitney Houston addiction so it forced my wife to take extra hours at the bar! Talk about a win-win scenario! Now I can enjoy those pay-per-view Whitney videos in private too!
[b]What's great about it: [/b]Gets wife out of house to pay for it
[b]What's not so great:[/b] Still have to go to garage to press pause