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by cargodz » Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:52 pm

I was listening to the Bob & Tom show last week and they pretended to be cops at the murder scene of the victim (would be telemarketing customer) and started asking the guy a bunch of questions about how he knew the victim, where he was now and last night between 8:30-10, if he was the victims gay lover. They had this poor guy on the phone for 10-15 minutes and I laughed my butt off for like a half an hour. :happy055:

by brisgreat1 » Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:40 pm

lol i havent messed with telemarketers in so long, i just hang up, but this could be fun imma try some of these

by brent » Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:03 pm

My favorite is when they ask for me or my wife I tell them I died, or she died. Dead silence is what you get.

by solacedagony » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:27 am

I love the one where you tell them that you're busy at the moment, but to give you their cell phone number so you can call THEM back when you're ready. haha.

by William from NOLA » Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:56 am

I need to print these out and put them next to all of my house phones.

by GlassWolf » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:02 am

I had a magazine subscription person call once, trying to sell me a bunch of subscriptions.
I screamed into the phone I'm BLIND! I just tripped over the coffee table trying to get to the phone! What the hell am I going to do with a bunch of magazines? If I had birds, I'd subscribe to a newspaper!"
she hung up after apologizing.

by MobileAudio219 » Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:28 pm

I'm so sick of it... For now I keep them on the phone as long as possible... :happy055:

by Darthness » Wed Aug 30, 2006 4:27 pm

my dad does shit like that. we cancled our house phone, don't need it.


anyway, when they'd call, he'd act like he's interested, and then put them on hold.;

i think ijust recently got offered a job with a telemarketer.

by MobileAudio219 » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:54 pm

And theres another one.... Heres a though, before you call and try to sell me something, LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!

I just agreed with her a for a few mins, after that I just started blurting out the lyrics to *god bless the usa*, she hung up rather fast... :happy055:

This is rather fun... I love getting calls after 6:45pm... :happy055:

by joeyc » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:24 pm

lmao!! good one!!

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