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by MobileAudio219 » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:57 pm

[quote="joeyc"]I'm not sure :p , but I think a woman would know when she had your balls in her hand....unless they are....I won't go there. ]

Burn!!!

Seriously though, she cooks and cleans and does all her other womenly duties right?

by joeyc » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:43 pm

veggie-man wrote:Well she didnt know that icy hot was like bengay and just smears it all over my legs and kept going up… it took a few seconds to realize what she was doing. Uggg. God it hurt.
Don’t worry about her chest I got that covered.. Literally. I took the bottle and basically emptied it all over here and proceeded to spread it. Not sure if the retaliation was worth it yet.
I'm not sure :p , but I think a woman would know when she had your balls in her hand....unless they are....I won't go there. ;)

I really don't think she would be pay'd back unless you smeared it on her hoohoo, but it may hurt her worse if it gets up in there to much! lol oww

by GlassWolf » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:40 pm

Like Sean Connery said.. sometimes, you have to smack a woman around a bit.

:P

PS, men can get yeast infections, too.
It can colonize in the bladder and kidneys.
Ask anyone who's had a kidney transplant about them.

by MobileAudio219 » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:23 am

CaptainPioneer wrote:hahaha oh man, "Rule of thumb!?" "Cant do much with that, perhaps it should have been the rule of wrist!"

owwwieee... :unwell028

by CaptainPioneer » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:19 am

hahaha oh man, "Rule of thumb!?" "Cant do much with that, perhaps it should have been the rule of wrist!"

by MobileAudio219 » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:10 am

Bwcad1 wrote:she has to hit you twice before its legal to hit back lol
That sounds like one of the redneck laws we'd have around here... :happy055:

by Bwcad1 » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:07 am

she has to hit you twice before its legal to hit back lol

by MobileAudio219 » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:06 am

veggie-man wrote:Well she didnt know that icy hot was like bengay and just smears it all over my legs and kept going up… it took a few seconds to realize what she was doing. Uggg. God it hurt.
Don’t worry about her chest I got that covered.. Literally. I took the bottle and basically emptied it all over here and proceeded to spread it. Not sure if the retaliation was worth it yet.
YOU: Ok officer, this is how it happened... She slapped me in the face so I clocked her in the mouth...

OFFICER: You realize what you just did, right?

YOU: Yeah, it's ok officer, the guys over at cac thought me a long time ago to have replacements.... Yeah, thats right, I'll just be getting it from somewhere else tonight...

OFFICER: Ah, you can say that again... Sir, put your hands behind your back and assume the position.... :happy055:

by CaptainPioneer » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:46 am

haha yea im sure it was in a MANLY way but when she gets pissy the next time u want some action I would think that you will know why she wont want too lol

by veggie-man » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:35 am

Well she didnt know that icy hot was like bengay and just smears it all over my legs and kept going up… it took a few seconds to realize what she was doing. Uggg. God it hurt.

Don’t worry about her chest I got that covered.. Literally. I took the bottle and basically emptied it all over here and proceeded to spread it. Not sure if the retaliation was worth it yet.

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