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i've got some good ones...

My friend and i were talking in class one day... he was thinking about buying some guy's system.....

him: it hits so hard his lights dim!
me: no, that just means his electrical system sucks.
i forgot the retarded response, but you get the point.

another great one is the same guy told me he drilled a hole in one of the boxes from walmart to make it "ported"

either cases were good laughs!

wow. You need to sit your friends down and explain to them which parts of their bodies are their heads, and which is their ass.


:)

Lol!!! All of these stories are good… I have one or two myself…

When I first got my subs my friend was looking at them…I asked him what he thought about my setup because its all diamond audio… he said it was nice and all but
“you should have either went with audiobahn or an x-plod…. they are the best.”
I said “oh really?”
James said “Yeah bro they hit so much harder than anything else”

The same friend was telling me about someone else’s car in our parking lot and how it was 3000w. Apparently it is still running on the stock alternator and when it hits the lights barely dim at all… its audiobahn…. True power ratings.

Now I was debating with an other friend whether or not to get a ported box or a sealed box, my other friend sure made my decision easier.
“Dude, just get a sealed box, if you want it ported we can just jig saw a hole in it.”
I said “That makes it ported?”
matt “…. Are you serious Steve (my name) what did you think a ported box was in the first place?”


Once I decided on getting a sealed box matt was very excited
“Now you can get the construct your own boxes from Wal-Mart”
I said “Wouldn’t it be better if I made myself a bigger box than a .1 cubic foot box?”
matt said “nahh bro I got you hooked up… we will put some polyphill in there and your mint… the foam tricks the box to make it feel bigger.”
“ that much bigger tho?”
“yep”
“alright what ever you say”…. 1 hour later I made myself a box.

Typical high school kids… aren’t we so intellectual? :)

the stain application is similar but there is less ass in oak.........

smoker wrote:well his box is a baffle where the hole is cut to the outside diameter of the sub so to keep the sub from falling in it is slid over and screwed in with like 3 screws, there is a cut line running from the edge of the very pretty piece of stained and polished oak that he used over to the hole because he didnt think to just drill a hole to drop the saw blade into

LOL! Thats hilarious. I can't even imagine how f'n awesome that would look. I have a picture in my head but I'm sure it doesn't do the real thing justice. Polished oak...is that anything like ass dark walnut? :)

well i sold a couple of flipdowns to a guy today that has a hyandai tiburon, so as i go out to the car to take some measurements there is his girlfriend all bent down doing something by the dashboard where no one can see her....i open the door which apparently scared her and i got a faceful of crack smoke.....


then there is the guy who bought a sub, had us wire the amp and install the hu and door speakers and run all the wires but he was gonna build his own box.......he comes back in (i knew this was gonna be bad but i thought i was fairly helpful in telling him how to build a box) and i go out because he said his sub sounds terrible.....well his box is a baffle where the hole is cut to the outside diameter of the sub so to keep the sub from falling in it is slid over and screwed in with like 3 screws, there is a cut line running from the edge of the very pretty piece of stained and polished oak that he used over to the hole because he didnt think to just drill a hole to drop the saw blade into.......now he wont pay for a box and he wont fix his because its too much work and i wont warranty any problems because of improper installation........

me: hey whats the highest quaility subs you carry
local shop: um i would have to say rockford
me: hmmm i would have to say no thanks

justin you had a good one you told me about yesterday

i get stupid people coming in all the time saying they can fix blown subs and fix amps and they dont even know what the hell they are talking about or like their lightning audio subs pounds even though its flopping in anout of the box because he put a 10" sub in a 12" box with 3 screws.

*local shop*
me: You guys carry any high output alternators?
guy: no, all we do is just put more batteries in the car
me: ... ok, bye

Anyone else, cmon I know you have stories