How to have fun in an office
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:11 pm
This is some good stuff 
10. Ask to borrow someone's pen, bring it to the bathroom, stick it in your butt, then return it to the person to smell it. When they tell you that it smells bad, be like "It should! I had it in my butt!"
9. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts. Get them really sweaty and then walk around shaking everyone's hand.
8. Answer every question asked to you with "**** if I know!" then call the person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race.
7. Always walk around with a big smile. Keep one hand down the front of your pants.
6. Run down the hall with your dick out while urinating all over and yell, "It won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!!" Then when it stops look down and say . . . "Oh."
5. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it, tell them its the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up and realize that their hand is full of shit, laugh and point.
4. Before a meeting fill your mouth with custard. Then during the meeting put one finger in the air and make like you're hocking up a big loogie. Then spit the custard into a clear glass and hand it to the person next to you and say, "Beat that!."
3. Inform a male co-worker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker," then piss in his coffee and tell him he needs a good "ass ****ing."
2. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they don't and then punch them in the mouth.
1. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you're just kidding and that they're just a bunch of retards.