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"work safe" I don't think Michael Jackson meant this

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:42 am
by OnYrMrk
"Beat it" has new meaning on this website.


No pictures, just a good laugh imo. Maybe that is why I can't see, my memory is gone and I have lost some IQ points.

beat it


I would tend to think this is work safe since it is just a website with text only.

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:34 am
by High Society
Is that or real? or a Joke? There urine test is kinda funny.

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:42 am
by OnYrMrk
I think they are serious, which is why I was cracking up about it.

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:58 am
by High Society
You could go to jail for having sex.....

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:02 am
by OnYrMrk
Hell in Oklahoma you can go to jail for kissing open mouthed...they call it a form of sodomy. But you have to use tongue.

I just found it funny that they say it leads to more serious sin's, like there is a sin that is more serious than another. The bible states that no sin is worse than another, that all sin is equally bad in the eyes of God.

I just had to laugh at that.

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:06 am
by Darthness
thats funny. what i espeically like was the part where it said that some state banned masturbation. How on EARTH could they enforce that? Same thing with all sex laws (ones that happen between 2 consenting humans, ie, bans on sodomy and stuff.) This one is good too:


Myth: But everyone's doing it!
Reality: Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't Masturbate.

so 95% of us do. which means, everyone's doing it.

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:59 am
by joeyc
Imagine the police doing "masterbation" raids on houses that are notoriously involved in "masterbation" rings! lol

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 10:33 am
by High Society
HAHA....don't bust in on my circle jerk please, cuz you might get a shot in the face.........ewww

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:00 am
by OnYrMrk
This is what I think about that

This is :barf:

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:07 pm
by joeyc
High Society wrote:HAHA....don't bust in on my circle jerk please, cuz you might get a shot in the face.........ewww
Thats wrong.....just...wrong
:unwell028