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Ok ok Im going to vent then ask you all something...

What is it with people hating us so much? Another board I visit frequently is really anti american yet Im cool to be around???

Anyways if anyone has any Anti- British or UK things I can fire back at them please post it here.

Heres a smaple of what they are saying:

>An English doctor sais : "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take the brain from one man, transplant it to another, and have him out looking for a job within 6 weeks."
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>A German doctor sais: "That's nothing, we can take the brain from one man, transplant it to another, and have him prepared to go to war within 4 weeks."
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>An American doctor sais, not to be left out: " You are SO far behind us. We just took a man with no brain, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for jobs and the other half is preparing to go to war."

"A tribute I found to the US Army and their combat talent"

We moved in with NATO
What a hot potato
The outlook is hazy
Everything is crazy
The bombs are a-fallin'
Jesse Jackson's callin'

Everybody knows
'about this place called Kosovo
We're caught in a fight
There's carpet bombing every night

Fighting 'cross the land
Serbs and Albanians
Looks like we just tore
Into the middle of a civil war
Over in Kosovo

We cleaned up Granada -- we captured Noriega
We saved the Kuwaiitis -- in their big Mercedes
Then off to Somalia which had no point at all, and
Now it's Kosovo...
Welcome to our little wild west show
Hang on boys -- here we go
We're stuck in Kosovo

It's mean -- it's rude
America is screwed

We're the USA
Number one in the world today
But it never stops
We're like the global traffic cops

Sorties in the night
Bombs falling left and right
Just call on the Yanks
We'll do the job and get no thanks
Welcome to Kosovo

We moved in with NATO
What a hot potato
The outlook is hazy
Everything is crazy
The bombs are a-fallin'
Jesse Jackson's callin'
Yeah it's Kosovo
We jump in fast -- and then we pull out slow
We're stuck in Kosovo

The plan is weak -- the president's a freak!

Yeah everybody knows
That little place called kosovo
And we'll be here quite a while so
You better send the USO
Over to Kosovo

We cleaned up Granada -- we captured Noriega
We saved the Kuwaiitis -- in their big Mercedes
Then off to Somalia which had no point at all, and
Now it's Kosovo...
How we got here nobody knows
Yeah man...this really blows
We're stuck in Kosovo

President Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the
classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy".

So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room.

"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand.

In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force One carrying You and Mrs. Bush was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.

Anyone?

first of all, those aren't facts, so they can stick it up their asses. secondly, if they hate america then they can either leave (if they are in this country), or they can mind their own business.

if they spent half of their time just trying to accomplish something positive for thier own country, then they might be doing something positive and worth everyones time. instead, they sit at their computers and think of anti american jokes all day. odds are these same people are fat and ugly with no lives, so they have to bash something else.

its part of life, unfortunatly its hard to tell when to say something and when not to. there is a point when saying and doing nothing does do harm, because it allows their stupid opinion to grow. the only thing i would do is speak logically with them, arguing never gets anywhere. so whatever you do, maintain composure and dont stoop to their level just to vent.

I'm from europe, personally I don't have nothing againts you americans, I love your car audio industry and the way you tune your cars.....

There was a TV show here on a local TV, where a reporter stops american people on the streets and ask questions like where or what are countrys like Croatia, Slovenia,......, and only few people would know, I remember one guy said, "Yeah I know, Croatia is a bird in australia :s_thumbup
So that's where jokes of stupid americans come from......

Somolia was pointless?
I guess if you see genocide as pointless, and ok, then I really have nothing about which to debate with you, mainly because any argument I'd have with you would involve pushing more thorazine, and wiping the drool from your lip. Jackasses.

The reason other countries hate the US is jealousy.
As Teddy Roosevelt once said, The US will always be lonely, because we will always be powerful. And while other countries may respect us, or even fear us, they will never like us.
This is why Teddy compared the US to a bear in the forest, and always swore that the bear should have been our national symbol, and "not that stupid bird."

by the way, if it wasn't for the US stepping in to kick the crap out of Germany and the Axis powers in WWI and WWII, the English would be speaking German right now. I don't think either country has a lot of room to talk there.
We won't even get into France. I could go on for hours about how useless they are as a nation.
They're almost as useful as the UN!

^^^ Thats what I said!

f it wasnt for us you'd still be a third world country!

And just because you swanned in at the end of the war, conceded more casualties than everyone else in the whole war and supplied lots of men for the germans to shoot at while we got on with the business of doin somethin productive, doesnt mean we would've been speaking German.

Anyway, I'd rather be ruled by Germany than America, fair enough they're weird and over efficient, but at least they build decent cars and roads with proper speed limits

That was the reply... I dont know enough about WW2 to get much more in depth, but I wish I did.

I still dont see why he thinks we would be a 3rd world country? What did they do for us to make us better??

I'd rather be ruled by Germany than America

holy crap. if they were ruled by germany right now, it wouldnt be just germany, it'd be nazi germany. HUUUUUGE difference. and basing a governemnt on roads and speed limits is the wrong idea stupid. having to tell him that proves his own incompetence...the very reason he watches and talks about the way the world is instead of making decisions that impact it. what a waste of a life that guy is, damn. i can't belive someone could be so dumb!

that boy needs to stay in school and study up on 1940s history.
The US intervention was the ONLY thing that kept Germany from hammering England into the ground with their rocket attacks and bombing runs.
England was on the verge of collapse when we stepped in and bailed their butts out, which even Winston Churchill acknowledged, and I'd wager he knew a lot mroe about the state of affairs than this runt does.
He has made one correct statement though. That is that we'd still be a 3rd world country without the UK.. and that's for one simple reason.
We came here from the UK. Without them, this country would probably be a land owned by Spain, and well.. to be honest Spain isn't far past 3rd world status in many ways.

We were in WWII for more than 4 years, which is hardly swanning in at the end. I noticed he didn't comment on WWI either, and wisely so to keep his uneducated trap shut on that matter.

As for decent cars in Germany, lol they build just as many crappy cars as anyone else, too. The US, Japan, Germany... all have their share of good and bad cars. I'm still waiting for England to produce any automobile worthy of mention though aside from those little sardine can coopers that little girls think are cute because they're the only people on earth who can fit into one without their balls being pressed into their chest.

for the cost of an Aston or Rolls, I could hand build you a car in any country that'd be just as nice.. when you start talking about more than 350k for a car, it's not a car anymore.. it's a collosal waste of money.

Ah well. If I lived on a rinky dink little island that went from the central empire of civilization, to one that presently can barely stay afloat I guess I'd be bitter, too.
I think that kid is just nervous that we'll kick their asses again if they keep acting up.
Somebody should kick his.

PS, happy holidays and good will toward man!

that is unless the man happens to be some whiney little brit waiting for his sack to drop.
:)

Well with all this knowledge I ripped em.

Thanks all!