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This is just too funny to be true...

Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 9:55 pm
by SSoonr
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"Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
Skulls of victims of the Khmer Rouge regime
An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets. Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong."



That was a great idea... :doh Image




this is my disclaimer as not to affend anyone... clicking these links tells you if it is real or not... I just wanted to get some reactions from people before they knew one way or the other...
real?, and this, and finally this

Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 10:07 pm
by lotas
wow....







wow....

and...

wow

Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 10:14 pm
by SSoonr
the more i think about it, that is a lot of people (42 midgets) that had to agree to take on a lion... then I wonder why 42 midgets would have gotten together to join a fighting league... hmm....

and how the fight was not called until all of them were 'rendered unable to fight back'... that would be a long 12 minutes...

Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 10:46 pm
by lotas
SSoonr wrote:the more i think about it, that is a lot of people (42 midgets) that had to agree to take on a lion... then I wonder why 42 midgets would have gotten together to join a fighting league... hmm....

and how the fight was not called until all of them were 'rendered unable to fight back'... that would be a long 12 minutes...
Where do you even find 42 midgets? Ive seen maybe 2 in my life...(not counting television and media)

my mom is 4' 11" ...almost!

Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 11:00 pm
by SSoonr
apparently there are a plethora of midgets in Cambodia...

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 2:10 am
by Ryan from Ohio
lmao....

dumbass's

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 6:37 am
by William from NOLA
That is just plain insane!

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 6:53 am
by Ryan from Ohio
It would be even funnier if it was true :bigwink: