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Oh deer.

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:48 pm
by MobileAudio219
Suffering from depression, 6 month old Bambi commited "suicide by durango."

At approx 9:30pm Bambi ran in front of a white 99 durango, she suffered a broken leg and was "put down" by the conservation department at 9:55pm.

Buck (Bambi's boyfriend) said she threatend suicide on many occasions, she even run back and fourth across the road as if she was daring a motorist to hit her.

R.I.P Bambi.

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:17 am
by Bwcad1
Very sad yet very tasty.

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:54 am
by CaptainPioneer
Sad for the truck... Not for the damn Deer... There are too many of them anyway...

I Kinda wish that I ate Venecin (sp) thats probably the only thing that is holding me back from hunting them... Right now if I had a rifle I would probably just shoot them and move on to the next target...

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:10 am
by Ryan from Ohio
Is this the durango you found for your cousin?

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:24 am
by Jon
Buddy of mine just hit a deer in Indiana this week on his way to a funeral. Talk about bad luck.

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:35 am
by CaptainPioneer
Jon wrote:Buddy of mine just hit a deer in Indiana this week on his way to a funeral. Talk about bad luck.

At least it matched the tone of the day...

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:28 pm
by MobileAudio219
Ryan from Ohio wrote:Is this the durango you found for your cousin?
Yeah, thats the one. I'll tell the full story tonight, its pretty fun..

It involves cops, conservation department and a crazy redneck who thought we were poaching.