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Ok guys, smoker said he was gonna open a porn shop.

So lets help him out be a good seller n all.

For example name some stuff ya might be interested in or hell just stuff. I'm a freak and some neat toys may be fun.

I'll start off, I already PM'd him that I wanted to get latex paints so my woman can paint me and herself and us and I guess whatever the hell up. Also we might try some light bondage/BSDM so seeing if he had a starter kit for it.

I'm a freak I hopefully will have like a dungeon of toys in my lil dresser drawer one day lol.


EDIT: Keep this somewhat classy...like don't go spammin pornlinks n stuff to look cool.
If you know of any good books/websites or anything let us know.

Tread lightly on this thread.

Chris is watching you all... In anticipation.

KY jelly....2 for $1

I see this thread failing.

1/2 joke...
1/2 seriousness
lol...
i figured ya'll would make it creppy within 2 hrs..i'm impressed.

I enjoy p*rn just as much as the next time, but this is the type of thread that gets you banned.

terry sent me a pic of his security guard

I told him not to post my picture, gawd.

And the hillbilly even has a fish desktop. Excellent.

I was kinda hoping this would be a more serious with an educational overtone

Like , hey guys, here is a product...don't go into detail as a pervert but unfortunately I was wrong.

Lock before it gets outta hand

buncha freaks n pervs...