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Omg dear god!

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:12 pm
by MobileAudio219
I just farted and it smells of something horrible...

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:24 pm
by NorthQuad
Evac... evac...

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:55 pm
by smoker
smells like spermicidal lubricant mixed with old spice

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:42 pm
by MobileAudio219
smoker wrote:smells like spermicidal lubricant mixed with old spice
Nevermind.

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:06 am
by CaptainPioneer
Thats the best part about farting on your motorcycle... you cant smell it and really no one else can either

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:09 am
by OnYrMrk
same goes for convertibles. Right Terry?

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:56 am
by MobileAudio219
Haha, reminds me of a story.

I was driving down the highway the other day with my uncle. I had the a/c blastin away, my uncle looks at me and says (back in my day, we drove around with the windows down, we didnt need a/c.)

So I reached over and turned the a/c off, and the heater on HIGH!

After a min, he smirked, doesnt bother me...

At this point it was down right hot in the car, I just looked at him for a minute, SMILED, and then laid down the worse smelling fart ever, which was only amplified by the heat. :surprised

He started gagging, his eyes rolled back into his head, and he started to reach for the window switch, I react quickly and hit the power window lock.

He starts scream, I give, I give.

I flashed a quick smile, unlocked the window, and turned the a/c back on...

For the rest of the trip I kept the a/c on high, with the windows up... Not a word was said.