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opening a new business
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:35 am
by smoker
a buddy of mine and myself are in the process of openeing a new business. PORN!!!! thats right people, toys, videos, lubes whatever you want.....we both kind of fought with the morality of doing this in a world overrun with porn and corruption but the way we have put it in our own little feeble minds is that if we opened a gun shop it doesnt make us a murderer. our business motto is to provide these things to happily married monogomous couples. but obviously you cant limit your business to just who you think is a good person. so yea, now selling porn!!!
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:58 am
by cargodz
Why does this Not suprise me?! :help:
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:24 am
by smoker
hey, dont worry im not gonna tell everyone about your order, im very discreet. although i was a bit surprised about some of your fetish's...but hey i dont judge, just be safe and take a deep breath first
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:46 am
by neumann
sign me up
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:28 pm
by cargodz
smoker wrote:hey, dont worry im not gonna tell everyone about your order, im very discreet. although i was a bit surprised about some of your fetish's...but hey i dont judge, just be safe and take a deep breath first
Well ya know Terry at my age you have to keep the excitement in the bedroom alive somehow
LMAO
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:10 pm
by Darthness
sweet, now i can get bill that 3.75" butt plug he wanted for his birthday.
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:33 pm
by Ryan from Ohio
Thats kinda funny.
All I can say is... When the hot girls come in to pick out a double ender, take a pic for the rest of us.
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:12 am
by Darthness
smoker wrote:a buddy of mine and myself are in the process of openeing a new business. PORN!!!! thats right people, toys, videos, lubes whatever you want.....we both kind of fought with the morality of doing this in a world overrun with porn and corruption but the way we have put it in our own little feeble minds is that if we opened a gun shop it doesnt make us a murderer. our business motto is to provide these things to happily married monogomous couples. but obviously you cant limit your business to just who you think is a good person. so yea, now selling porn!!!
should open a gun shop right next to it.
nothing hotter than good looking women + guns. They can their sex toys and self defense toys all in one parking lot!
Oh, and you guys should totally be filming porn there. porn on the internet monies ftw.
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:23 am
by cargodz
Darthness wrote:sweet, now i can get bill that 3.75" butt plug he wanted for his birthday.
Bill will be so happy :excited:
LMAO
And I think we need to open up a new private forums (plattys Only) just for Terry to post pics
If that doesn't get people to want to support the board nothin will
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:23 pm
by William from NOLA
lol lol omg terry
you'll be rich... don't forget to grow a mustache