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also be like abe in my avatar he knew how to have a good time.

i used to be that guy that got all tore up an devastated when shit didnt go as planned....then one day it just clicked so i kind of did the man whore thing for a few years and then wound up with my present old lady.....in about a years time when i was like 29 i went from a 21 yr old to a 22 year old then a 36 yr old then a 19 yr old and then a 37 yr old and let me tell you the best thing you could do with your life is find a freshly divorced woman in her mid 30's they are the most fun............they know how to keep it real.....

i will now share my theory on why women ages 16-25 are insane....


lets say you are a fairly attractive girl in high school, your dating the local jock who likes to drink a few beers on the weekend and you are a popular couple and life is good....then you graduate, you get a job, maybe go on to college, a few years go by and then you realize that the guy you are with who was so popular in high school is a worthless loser who only wants to get in your britches.....he was popular in high school because responsibilty was non existent and now in the real world he cant hack it....now you realize you, a hot female in your late teens early twenties has wasted all your youth on some dude who is still living in his moms basement, your female self now decides at this age to do what you should have been doing in high school, so slutasaurus is born.....beer, whisky, jello shots, guys drinking tequila out of your belly button and licking salt off your nips, your friends are all settling down and you are running around having the time of your life like you should have done at an earlier age, then you are like 26-27 or so when it is time to settle down, find a guy, now your 28, date a couple of years or so and get engaged, now your 30, get married a year or so later, 31, hopefully this works and you stay together, if it does lets say you start popping out kids at 34, now you are 52 when they graduate high school....thats older than onyrmrk and ranger svo.......think about that....if that marriage ends before kids lets say there is a 4 yr. window on gettting remarried now your like 37 when you get remmarried, about 40 when you have your kid, i say kid because you sure as hell aint doing that agian at your age....now your like 58 when they graduate high school and lets face it, a lot of kids will need assistance from their parents even if only occassionaly till they are like 30, so now you are either dead or 70 and your kid is spending your life insurance on shots of tequila that he is drinking out of some chics belly button and licking salt off her nips........

all because you got to serious too soon in life.........

slutasaurus that should be the new word of the day.

yay for slutasarous! (sp?) lol

if youve never seen slutasaurus in her natural habitat you are missing out on a good time........

mmmmm that brings back memories...also Slutasaurus is also used when talking about sorority chicks.

now you are 52 when they graduate high school....thats older than onyrmrk and ranger svo.......think about that....

I just about crapped my pants when I read that...good thing I have these Depends on...LOL

good thing I have these Depends on

do i smell ben gay? lol

i honestly appreciatte you guys because before you were here i was the old fart

anything I can do to help you feel more comfortable, let me know

ok im only 20, but ive hand a handfull of girlfriends, and people come to me for relationship advice because well relationships are just full of common sense situations.. and some people just dont have common sense.. anyway... the word ex boyfriend and "friend" arent ever to be used in the same conversation... and ex is never just a friend, no matter what she says(although she may not know he has feelings for her still), or what he says... he still has feelings for her, and plus... at a prom? all the dancing and shit? please.. its a relationship renewel waiting to happen dude... there isnt no and's/if's/but's about it.. and yes, Trust is VERY IMPORTANT in a relationship... but an ex should never be a part of a relationship... talking is very sketchy too, whether online or on the phone.. it just isnt cool... EVERY girl ive been with that talks to an ex... the ex still, STILL has to be a douche bag and try and put on his feelings he has for her still.. and i have to let their face meet my fist because they tell my ol ladies they still love em and shit.. and that isnt cool... so for some reason their face wants to hit my fist over and over.. and i dont like that because if they stay away it will be otay :happy055: , anyway... they are an ex for a reason.. it should stay that way dude.. how old are you and your girlfriend? when us guys are young, we're young, dumb, and full of cum.. and girls are the same man.. dont let em fool you.. both sexes can play the "playa" game just fine.. she may not be doing that, but going to the prom with an ex, id put the foot down or put it in her ass so she can get out the door and be with her ex ol man, sir.. this wouldnt happen in my book. and thats all i got.. plus as others said... we're young.. dont settle down if your rocket is still ready for take off soldier...


also they may be doing this but he is thinking this

I personally dont think any woman is worth fighting over unless there is a ring on her finger. There is to much out there to fight over the women out number men so why fight