What to do on Saturday?

ZeroAccess · Post by **ZeroAccess** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:44 pm

lol
Midget sex scares me on HBO there is a show called CatHouse I think and its a Bunny Ranch out in Vegas where a midget was on there. Midgets just don't excite me sexually I'm kinda freaked out by them. If a midget was the right height to run back and forth and gimme a lil something ya know *nudges elbow* ya know lol. That might be cool lol

JASON96R · Post by **JASON96R** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:04 pm

Midgets really freak me out. I have never been able to finish the Wizard of OZ, and still say that Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the first one) is a scary movie. Seriously, I will not watch that movie those Umpa Loompas are scary. When I tell people I'm scared of midgets they always laugh at me given my 6'2" 245lb built like a linebacker frame.

Anyway, did you find out where you are going yet Ryan.

Ryan from Ohio · Post by **Ryan from Ohio** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:12 pm

not entirely.

Looking like were going to my mother house about 1 1/2 hours away and to a movie/dinner down there.

That is if shes available.

If not, I think were going roller skating and to nickel world.

Darthness · Post by **Darthness** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:15 pm

JASON96R wrote:Midgets really freak me out. I have never been able to finish the Wizard of OZ, and still say that Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the first one) is a scary movie. Seriously, I will not watch that movie those Umpa Loompas are scary. When I tell people I'm scared of midgets they always laugh at me given my 6'2" 245lb built like a linebacker frame.

Anyway, did you find out where you are going yet Ryan.

just cause you're big it doesn't mean you're toughshit/not afraid of anything

there was a guy i went to highschool with. he was taller than you, and was probabl closer to 400lbs.

he wore a pink hello kitty bookbag.

OnYrMrk · Post by **OnYrMrk** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:18 pm

JASON96R wrote:Midgets really freak me out. I have never been able to finish the Wizard of OZ, and still say that Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the first one) is a scary movie. Seriously, I will not watch that movie those Umpa Loompas are scary. When I tell people I'm scared of midgets they always laugh at me given my 6'2" 245lb built like a linebacker frame.

Anyway, did you find out where you are going yet Ryan.

Come on, you know there was some freaky deeky Oompa Loompa/Free Willy Wonka action going on there. Why else would they be so happy. I am sure the Vermicious Kanid's were bonin them to begin with, and the Wangdoodles didn't get their name for nothing. I bet you anything that Willy Wonka found them on some hedonistic island where the wangdoodles and Vermicious Kanids were humpin some Oompa Loompa action.

joeyc · Post by **joeyc** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:24 pm

lmao, that was great joe!!

JASON96R · Post by **JASON96R** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:25 pm

Darth, I wasn't saying because I'm big I shouldn't be afraid of anyone, just that other people seem to feel that I shouldn't be afraid of midgets. Onyrmrk, I have no idea what you are talking about with the wangdoodles and vermicious kandids. Your knowledge of mutant midget movie characters certainly dwarfs mine.

OnYrMrk · Post by **OnYrMrk** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:31 pm

JASON96R wrote:Darth, I wasn't saying because I'm big I shouldn't be afraid of anyone, just that other people seem to feel that I shouldn't be afraid of midgets. Onyrmrk, I have no idea what you are talking about with the wangdoodles and vermicious kandids. Your knowledge of mutant midget movie characters certainly dwarfs mine.

Whoa!!! Pun not intended I guess!!!

Yea I do know a little bit about Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory. I just about have everything memorized and I banter back and forth with my wife's best friend.

Darthness · Post by **Darthness** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:32 pm

neither was i, i was just saying that typically people like to think that big guys (specially linebacker types) are fearless.

JASON96R · Post by **JASON96R** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:39 pm

Darth, I actually get that alot. I tell people that I am afraid of heights, terrified actually, and they are like I can't believe you are afraid of anything. I almost never tell people that I am afraid of midgets, so you guys should fell privledged.

OnYrMrk, I was joking all those characters are from the same movie? I guess when you run out of the room crying everytime Willy Wonka comes on like me, you miss stuff like that.