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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 3:37 pm
by geolemon
Rather than hooking up a stereo in the bathroom, here's an opportunity to use that "Bose noise-cancelling headphones" technology to practical use...

You could hook a speaker up under the toilet that would use that technology to produce an anti-fart signal that's exactly 180 degrees out of phase with your actual flatulant blasts into the porcelein amplifier... so you go into the bathroom with company over, and come out with your pride intact?

I think I'd rather have that than music in the toilet... if I'm going to spend any significant time on the throne, that's what Car Audio magazine is for... not actual "car audio". :D

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:19 pm
by joeyc
LOL, I had just re-read this thread and thought about walking into bill's, or anyone spl oriented, house and hearing a 45hz test tone booming from the bathroom. Then they have that "satisfied with there performance on the throne" look as they walk out! lmao

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:33 am
by Bwcad1
;) !!!

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:43 pm
by geolemon
Maybe something like this?
Posted by: Paul Scarpelli

Speaking of bizarre subwoofers, here's a "new product release" I sent to my reps on April 1st.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-7/3 ... letSub.jpg

Triad InTank Bronze/10 ToiletSub

"Hiding a subwoofer in the bathroom was difficult, until now. The new Bronze/10 ToiletSub assures extended, full bass, for maximum listening pleasure during those personal moments where 50 Hz bass just isn’t enough. The waterproofed enclosure fits neatly into the tank, and it displaces two gallons of water, qualifying as a water saving device. The Acoustimesh grill features a unique SplashGard™ to protect the woofer from inadvertent damage. Retail price, $1600."
Nice side benefit. :p

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:48 pm
by geolemon
Or, here's a nice little self-contained device to go along with that sub:

Toilet Paper Ipod:
http://forum.akihabaranews.com/viewtopic.php?t=9706

:cool:

:D