Who would win in a fight?

Bwcad1 · Post by **Bwcad1** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 4:47 pm

joeys after the asians huh? i myself prefer the latinas. dark hair dark eyes dark skin (tan) thats what i like

joeyc · Post by **joeyc** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 4:56 pm

I like them all!! Except the ugly ones, and the really fat ones.

lotas · Post by **lotas** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:04 pm

Man no way...Jackie Chan would mob all over Jean Claude. Read Jackie Chan's autobiography...it's awesome, very, very, entertaining! I'm not biased cause I like Jean Claude but I just think Jackie could kick major ass if he needed to. The man is old...he's in his early 50's, and look how he moves. Awesome guy too, outside of his fighting scenes.

MobileAudio219 · Post by **MobileAudio219** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:03 pm

Bruce Lee vs. Jet Li or Billy Chow vs either of them
Bruce Lee
Jackie Chan vs Jean Claude Van Damm
Jackie Chan > Even though hes a horrible actor.
Chuck Norris vs Steven Segal
Chuck Norris
Vin Diesel vs Wesley Snipes
Wesley Snips
LL Cool J vs. Ice Cube or Ja Rule
Ice cube
and for fun Lucy Liu vs. Kelly Hu
Who cares as long as they were both nekkid.

CaptainPioneer · Post by **CaptainPioneer** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:19 pm

i would take Bruce over Jet Li but i would take Billy Chow over both of them... he is a 5 time world champion in Kick boxing and other mixed martial arts events... Considering Chuck Noriss and Jean Claude are both students of Bruce Lee it would be difficult to pick between the 2 if they would match up...

Now Bolo is also a Bruce Lee student and a world champion in tang su do and also was a bodybuilding and weightlifting champion (Named Mr. Hong Kong)

Sorry about Snipes i just must have missed that one... Jackie Chan is extremely versitle and if you ever have seen Drunken Master the second one u would totally realize that he was great and still is great. he would win over Jean Claude but it would be a great fight, a lot of ppl count Jean Claude out but he is a big guy and most definitely is capable of taking Segal easily...

Norris is an amazing fighter, i have seen some footage of him sparing with Bruce Lee and lets just say that he gave him a run for his money. Chuck has amazing reach and upper body strength with great quickness.

Now if i was to pit Vin Diesel against Snipes it would still be close, Diesel is a black belt i think 3-4 degree... not sure on that one and he is, HUGE, Snipes is a small guy with quick moves but over the years he has kinda lost his tonality and strength, Given current condition of the two of them, he would probably get the crap beat out of him by diesel.

LL vs Ice cube::: Im actually gonna take Cube on this, lets remember, he grew up and Compton and was in alot of fights as a kid... LL is from the Brox but i never heard anythign about him as a fighter... Now i think that LL would beat the crap outta Ja Rule though lol

Down to the Ladies... Kelly Hu wins hands down, her martial arts talents seam to be a little bit more real than that of Lucy Liu... If i was going to really take a real lady in a fight i would take Ziyi Zhang the chick from Rush Hour 2 and Hero...

well that being said I suggest these movies if u ever like Kung Fu or great fight scenes...

Fist of Legend - Jet Li
Hero - Jet Li
Game of Death - Bruce Lee
Enter the Dragon - Bruce Lee
Drunken Master 1 - Jackie Chan
Drunken Master 2 - Jackie Chan
Thai Warrior - Too long of a name to write
Blade 1 - 3 - Wesley Snipes
Blood Sport - Jean Claude Van Damm
Chronicles of Riddick - Vin Diesel (I liked it)
Rumble in the Brox - Jackie Chan
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon - Chow Yun-Fat
name any others u can think of.

joeyc · Post by **joeyc** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:43 pm

you guys need to definitely check out "Ong Bak". Its a thai movie with a new guy that they are going to bring over here like all the other ones, chan and li so on. I think his name is Tony Jai or something, he is EXTREMELY athletic and skilled as a muay thai fighter as well. Some of his opponents are terrible actors, cheesy at best, but he makes the movie with his acrobatics and skill.... IE front flipping kick then land flat footed, stuff like that. He just might make another broken english speaking star one of these days.

EDIT: Don't expect great acting by the bad guys, its worth it just to watch him fight. He is not that bad of an actor though.

lotas · Post by **lotas** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:38 pm

While we're on the subject...has anyone seen "No Retreat No Surrender"? Van Damme just plays a complete badass in it...it's got some awesome martial arts fighting at the end...very cheesy...but I love that movie cause I grew up watching it lol

Anyone? No? Bueller? Fry?

MobileAudio219 · Post by **MobileAudio219** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:47 am

joeyc wrote: EDIT: Don't expect great acting by the bad guys, its worth it just to watch him fight. He is not that bad of an actor though.

I don't get it! Everybody is always bragging on Jackie Chan (*insert gay voice* he's a great actor, and you know he does his own stunts, right?)

Yeah, sure thing, uh huh... Just one little problem, he can't freakin act! IMO he's a good stunt guy, but thats about it.

CaptainPioneer · Post by **CaptainPioneer** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 7:29 am

ong bak is Thai warrior... I give it a 10 out of 10 on the martial arts level, crappy acting, but awesome fight scenes.

Jackie chan cannot speak english well, but yes he can act, nothing is more priceless than watching him say "Owww" lol

BoomBoomBoy · Post by **BoomBoomBoy** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 3:35 pm

Andre Orlofski would kick all their asses