"work safe" I don't think Michael Jackson meant this

kevinberry1 · Post by **kevinberry1** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:53 pm

Reality: Theological experts on Masturbation have come to the conclusion that Masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.

And so did most doctor's, political leaders, and everyone else for that matter, what's the point?

veggie-man · Post by **veggie-man** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:08 pm

After reading your website I decided it was time to stop my sinful ways and i started fucking guys for real instead. Now I'm pregant with twins and my so called boyfriend is seeing some dumb freshman!!! Thaks a lot you assholes if it wasn't for you i could be going to Yale!!!!
You ppl disgust me and i know you're alll going to HELL!
---CaFFiNEAnGeLL

Whew! You almost went to Yale, huh? Wow, that was a close call! I'm glad I could be of assistance!

http://www.americansforpurity.org/feedback.htm

if they were a real christen group they would support this :)

haha you gotta check out the feedback... some of the things there are quite entertaining

finally there is someone out there who supports my views! I cut my son's penis off to prevent masturbation, and I tie my daughter's arms to her bed.
Thank you!
---John T.

If you happen to get prosecuted for any of that by some overzealous demagogue of a District Attorney, just give us a holler and we'll gladly send you some Bible verses that support what you did!

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:15 am

Due to the widespread success of laws to make English the Official Language of certain States, many Conservatives are pushing for a Constitutional Amendment that would make the Southern Accent the Official Accent of the United States

As a Georgian, I agree with this

joeyc · Post by **joeyc** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:34 am

I read the feedback as far as that last quote veggie-man listed above, thats enough for me! lol

Here here Jonathan!! YEEHAW

Bwcad1 · Post by **Bwcad1** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:34 am

psh you crazy southern people!

joeyc · Post by **joeyc** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:38 am

You got a problem with confederate neighbors such as us?

Bwcad1 · Post by **Bwcad1** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:42 am

lol. still sour over the war huh? lol jp! nah i have no problems.

joeyc · Post by **joeyc** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:44 am

The south will rise again!! lol

Bwcad1 · Post by **Bwcad1** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:50 am

just like bread. then were gonna eat your ass again!

OnYrMrk · Post by **OnYrMrk** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:03 am

Joey, you have to remember something 'pard....you are a Northern Okie...that makes you a near Yankee....

just occured to me, is this article why the Northern states called the YANKEE's?