by OnYrMrk » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:53 am
A NUN AT HOOTERS
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once
in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out,
the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender and asked, "May I please use the
restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a
statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she
proceeded to the restroom. A few minutes later, the lights went out
again, the place erupted into cheers.
A few minutes later the nun came back out, and the whole place stopped
just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did
they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you
like a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the
statue is lifted up, the lights go out.
Now, how about that drink?"
A NUN AT HOOTERS
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once
in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out,
the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender and asked, "May I please use the
restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a
statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she
proceeded to the restroom. A few minutes later, the lights went out
again, the place erupted into cheers.
A few minutes later the nun came back out, and the whole place stopped
just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did
they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you
like a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the
statue is lifted up, the lights go out.
Now, how about that drink?"